I don’t know why those men in cool clothes are chasing me. I only helped myself to “Get one free” sign above the nice bread buns. Mama said that, if it’s free, don’t pass it up. I didn’t worry about the other words above it though. I’m super smart, mama said I don’t have to learn other words. She also taught me not to talk to strangers, and to run away as fast as I can if they say to stop. And I’ll never disobey mama!

I like swimming in the water, fording my way through the woods. My hide and seek escape game is really fun! These old men run faster than pa does! Ha! Maybe they want to give me a job at their little shop? But, I’ll never give up my job now. Because I’m an outdoors hunter that cuts special wood for my pops! It’s the most important job in the world! At least that’s what mama tells me.

I come to a landing spot. A fine path spreads in front of me, with many camping trailers spread all around. I’ve stumbled upon a tourist vacation spot, with beautiful cars galore. There are the trucks, the half-trucks, the big trucks, and not so big trucks. I figure they’ll be looking for the truck beds for me, but I’m much smarter. The Ford Escape Car cover looks like a tarp, so I deftly slide underneath, quietly kicking over a can of coals like the stealthy man I am, and hid inside the trunk. Why people don’t lock their cars is beyond me when they camp, but I am very grateful, although it does smell a bit. Maybe that’s just me though. I’m just so smart though, they’ll never think to look for an escapee under an Escape car cover!

But boy, it does smell quite a bit. I always wondered what nice cars smell like. My car is much better obviously, but ordinary cars are nice too. Though mine doesn’t have this weird icky smell. This smell like rotting food. Maybe it’s that can of beans I ate earlier today. Although I remember my Ma telling me how rotting food sometimes means a nasty black and white cat might be ready to shoot at me…

This jail cell is super comfy. I get it all to myself, with corks in my nose. I don’t know why they offered me the corks, but they came in a nice shade of red! Who knew that letting them know you had met a nice cat would get you your own cell! The Ford car owner even let me keep the comfy Escape car cover! So nice of them. Although it does kind of smell like icky food…